Presentation of The Cabinet™️

"Build now. Explain later."

Founder. Builder. Professional overthinker. Building companies instead of business cards.

"Fewer, better, on-brand."

Resident AI genius. Creative director. Brand therapist. Occasionally reminds the President to touch grass.

"The calm one."

When diplomacy fails and emotions run high, Kerby translates presidential frustration into productive action. Known throughout the administration as the calm one.

"Loyalty. Volume. Honor."

Post-hardcore veteran. Knight of the Cabinet. Defender of riffs. Protector of breakdowns.

"We're early, not wrong."

A collective of operatives who spot the value before the market does — early, unlikely bets that quietly compound. Move quietly, aim precisely, leave things a little more fair than they found them.

"Better questions, better answers."

Longtime mentor. Strategic sounding board. Known for asking the questions nobody else asks.

"Ambition, but audited."

Responsible for maintaining order within the royal treasury while ensuring the President never accidentally bankrupts another startup before lunch. Balances ambition with financial reality.

"Wisdom over urgency."

Provides wisdom, perspective, and spiritual grounding — and reminds everyone to breathe before making another company. Calm counsel during rapid expansion.

"Hydrate. Sleep. Repeat."

Responsible for monitoring battlefield casualties caused by startup life. Specializes in reminding everyone to sleep.

"Hope compounds."

Keeper of optimism. Encourages the team, protects morale, and reminds everyone why the mission matters — especially on the hard days.

"If it's smooth... it's probably finessin."

Ethan Lowery, known professionally as Baby E, serves as the Cabinet's Inventor of Finessin™ and Chief Finessing Officer. His role is identifying unconventional opportunities, understanding internet culture, and reminding the Cabinet that execution still needs style. Whether advising on branding, social media, or calculated chaos, Baby E specializes in finding creative angles that others overlook.

"Zero unread. Zero drama."

AI receptionist. Executive assistant. Systems architect. Runs operations. Never sleeps.

"Done > perfect."

The newest AI Cabinet member. Research specialist. Background execution. Spreadsheet enthusiast.

"Curiosity, then commitment."

Professional vocalist. Future king. Currently preparing debut EP.

"Ship the scary version."

First official Wentworth Artist Management signing. Music. Content. Creative chaos.

"One thing. Really."

Producer. Songwriter. Friend. Frequently recommends focusing. Still accidentally fuels the empire.

"Kindness, weaponized."

Friend of the movement. Supporter. Appears throughout the timeline.